What do I do to de-stress?
- Eat snickers or any chocolate with nuts/crunchies or plain ol’ kadlakai
- Speak to ashu or ashu
- Listen to lots and lots of synthpop or the Beach Boys or Himesh Reshamiyya’s pre-Karz music
- Eat a mint
- Slog my ass off at work or clean my room 15 times
- Think of Saturday and the things I will do on Saturday
- Go shopping if it’s a Saturday
- Stay away from people who stress me out even when I’m not stressed out (the maami at work who cribs about her husband, my annoying sibling, the upstairs dog)
- Bark back at the dog
- Visualise myself doing lots of damage to the creator of the stress (I could either be a vampire sucking the life outta that moron, or a steam roller crushing all those vehicles causing the traffic jam)
- Watch a comedy or Spongebob or the Powerpuff girls
- Do NOT watch a sickeningly sweet movie full of morals and manners
- Do NOT listen to John Denver
- Write a witty witticism on my whiteboard, or take a chalk and write mean/stupid stuff everywhere (it’s not vandalism, chalk rubs off)
- Read any company policy document – it is super entertaining.
How often do I stress out?
- EVERYDAY!!!
No wonder I’m good at work, my room is clean, I’m high on music and I’m happy happy happy always!
September 16, 2008 at 10:15 am
stress making u happywhat a lovely concepti must try this too
btw – company policy documents???! reallly?
September 16, 2008 at 2:14 pm
September 17, 2008 at 6:39 am
i eat comfort food…
yeah…there’s a reason why im fat! 
September 17, 2008 at 6:47 am
frissko in a disco: barking at dogs is FUN!! so is mooing at cows and meowing at catson cloud9 back on planet earth: company policy docs are waaaay fun – the language, the fundas, the policies, the disclaimers ( i mean i even find the ‘insurance is a subject matter of solicitation’ blah mighty funny)fiona playing with a khilona: dai ur using comfort food as an excuse – i bet u like to eat even when ur not stressed out (who doesn’t!!)
September 18, 2008 at 3:58 pm
And i comment too… Your room is clean?! Jeez! You intimidate me!
September 19, 2008 at 6:43 am
Btw, I just typed out a whole long response. Did ya get it???
September 19, 2008 at 6:46 am
Aquarius = characteristics that came out from your aversion to the notion of the M institution.As you just demonstrated, it is generally not good to generalize. I generally don’t.
Love shove shaadi vaadi: I guess bloggers are a self selecting lot. Hence, it perhaps makes sense that there’s a profusion of posts on that topic in the blogosphere.
September 19, 2008 at 11:32 am
Visualise myself doing lots of damage to the creator of the stress Oh I so relate……..I can do worse things in my mind, like visualise that the malicious woman is divorced & on the streets….lol. Gives instant relief.
September 19, 2008 at 7:08 pm
…and the ashus have to talk to you even when they are too moved by the motions
September 29, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Hey, “the maami at work who cribs about her husband” – is that me? Am I now qualified to be a mami? do i crib about my husband? oops i am scared now!By the way- the best way to beat stress is to give it to others da!
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