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		<title>Life&#8217;s Hidden Disclaimers</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had once mentioned in an earlier blogpost that I find corporate policy documents quite entertaining . I suppose I should have  listened to my mother and pursued a career in law, as something about legal jargon and the law, in general, fascinates me. I see legal lexicon as an interesting offshoot of language. I wonder why [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=totaltrauma.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9876234&amp;post=137&amp;subd=totaltrauma&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 14:39:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here&#8217;s a high level summary of its overall blog health: The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads This blog is doing awesome!. Crunchy numbers The Leaning Tower of Pisa has 296 steps to reach the top. This blog was viewed about 1,200 times in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=totaltrauma.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9876234&amp;post=332&amp;subd=totaltrauma&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Screw your work!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[pissed-off trauma]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[spoofy trauma]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Once again Sou, thanks for inspiring me to tweak yet another song&#8217;s lyrics&#8230;. To be sung to the tune of MJ&#8217;s &#8216;Heal the World&#8217; There&#8217;s a place in your heart And I know it isn&#8217;t love And this place could be brighter for tomorrow. If you give up and sigh You will always want to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=totaltrauma.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9876234&amp;post=321&amp;subd=totaltrauma&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 10:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[O SCIATIC! O sciatica! Why do you traumatise me thus? O why do you sting me for every now and then? Why must you continue? O why do you not cease? Is it because, if you keep continuing this way, you would soon certainly slip disc me? (with apologies to Walt Whitman for spoofing his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=totaltrauma.wordpress.com&amp;blog=9876234&amp;post=306&amp;subd=totaltrauma&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Mar 2010 09:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Trauma Queen</dc:creator>
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