What do you do if you were in a room full of people, and you badly needed to fart?
a) rush to a restroom and let it out
b) let it out is slowly so that it does not sound (but it can smell!)
c) dont give a damn cos farting is as natural as sneezing
d) let it out and immediately say “ewwwwie..someone here farted a bad fart!”
e) let it out and deal with the dirty glares, scrunched up faces, and being nicknamed ‘gasbag’ or ‘smelly cat’