What do you do if you were in a room full of people, and you badly needed to fart?
Would you
a) rush to a restroom and let it out
b) let it out is slowly so that it does not sound (but it can smell!)
c) dont give a damn cos farting is as natural as sneezing
d) let it out and immediately say “ewwwwie..someone here farted a bad fart!”
e) let it out and deal with the dirty glares, scrunched up faces, and being nicknamed ‘gasbag’ or ‘smelly cat’
February 27, 2006 at 5:00 am
Don’t give a damn! By the way, thanks for writing to my blog. I posted a new question perhaps you can help me with. george
February 27, 2006 at 5:11 am
c) and e) … heehe nice title.>>>>Had a great time this weekend.. still high on it.
February 28, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Ha ha ha…>Nice post…neat title!
February 28, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I made a bet with an acquitaince over people’s opinion on Red Stripe beer. Please visit my blog and leave a comment on the Red Stripe posting. Puh-lease!>>Okay. This is corny, I know. It’s silly to solicit traffic. But when you’ve got a bet at stake….>>Oh, as as far as the farting goes, it depends on who the room full of people is. If it’s my friends, I’d let it rip. We get into farting/burping contests. Be proud of your gas!!!
February 28, 2006 at 8:19 pm
Swell title, too.
March 6, 2006 at 7:07 am
Was wondering. >>What if farting was contagious like laughter.>>What if farting was considered a show of respect in some wierd country you visited.
March 6, 2006 at 11:43 am
wake up to the magic of the farty times….>tra la la la la
March 8, 2006 at 7:36 am
Hey Trauma Queen… > Thanks for stopping by my post about such a trivial and ignored… but indeed an important issue. I’m delighted to see some one thinking the other way…> In my case one was frightened from the other’s fart (or even from the intentions) and here you go scaring others from one’s own farting capabilities. >infact the issue needs to addressed both ways >for your problem I wud suggest …under the circumference of decency and courtesy just ask gentle apologies before you blast out loud, but of course it’s a nice idea to hiss it out gradually if u cant control the real salvation of the wind.
May 23, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Depends on the group of people. If it were a room of my friends, I’d fart away. If it were strangers, I’d likely excuse myself.
January 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm
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