(To be sung to the tune of Wheatus’ Teenage Dirtbag)
My workplace is hell
I’m always day-dreaming
I can’t even tell
When I will be leaving
I walk to my cab
He’s looking so fab
But he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me
Cause I’m just a corporate dirtbag baby
A brick in the wall – I’m faceless baby
Listen to Himesh Reshmi baby with me
My TL’s a d***
He brings his laptop to work
Such a damn prick
Knows nothing ’bout the job
He lives on my block
And faffs like a dork
But he doesn’t know who I am
And he doesn’t give a damn about me
Cause I’m just a corporate dirtbag baby
A brick in the wall – I’m faceless baby
Listen to Himesh Reshmi baby with me
I mean yeah..
Who cares..
He doesn’t know what he’s missing
Man I’m so damn bored
It’s lunch time and I am lonely
Lo and behold!
He’s walking over to me
This must be fake
My hand starts to shake
How does he know who I am
And why does he give a damn about..
“I’ve got two tickets to Himesh Reshmi baby
Come with me Saturday, don’t say maybe
I’m just a corporate dirtbag baby like you”
Yeeah dirtbags, no they don’t know what they’re missin!
October 15, 2006 at 4:24 pm
Rockin! Did you make that up?
October 16, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Did you get a date to that concert or is it just for the sake of the song lyrics?>>🙂>>I’ve never heard of Himesh Reshamiyya. I’m curious now . . .
October 16, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Same question as Fondfire… was the conclusion inspired by an actual concert date?
October 16, 2006 at 6:27 pm
naaah…i just tweaked the lyrics…. i love that song ‘teenage dirtbag’..its so funny!>>moreover, himesh is performing in my city two weeks from now…yipppeee!!>>so this was an ‘advertisement’ of sorts…hehhe>>autogato has heard sum himesh – but lemme warn you..he’s very overrated! (thanks to nuts like me)…so be warned 😉>>but yeah it will be nice if a corporate moneybag asks me out..mainly cos i’m too shameless to pay for my own tickets…hehehe
October 16, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Good luck on finding a corporate moneybag to take you to the concert. I’d take you myself, if I could afford the time and money to get over there. 🙂
October 16, 2006 at 8:33 pm
guess what ..me hitting on a certain some one(even though it was a week ago) did its magic!!!!
October 17, 2006 at 7:13 am
ha ha. 1st time on ur blog & am laughing all the way. reading thru the whole blog. hav added ur link on mine.. >liked the loo- thing…i can find a friend here i guess. ha ha . visit my post “Yuck Yuck” for more of that type.. >the brats are whose? so adorable…let me know how the parents cope up. i too hav twins- fraternal. do visit my blog >>liked the post on the white woman . the victoria secret thinggie- infact gap, banana republic, triumph are all manufactured in india- tamil nadu. i personally knew an employee and she used to get me the export rejects at dirt cheap prices. the shop clothes encounter in chennai- khader nawaz khan road officially stocks the export rejects during sale time.. all said and done, they are worth buying!! it’s only the label that has been removed/ cut else it’s all original.
October 17, 2006 at 9:41 am
hehehehe! nice…i want to listen to the original and sing along with your lyrics 😀
October 18, 2006 at 6:36 am
– Hail himesh
October 18, 2006 at 9:29 am
you have made that song so hillarious…>great attempt…
October 18, 2006 at 11:41 am
fondfire – woweee…i totally feel like archie andrews with hearts in his eyes and a dumb smile…all bcos sumone is almost willing to come alllllllllllllll the way from another country to hear a bad singer sing…heheheh >>of course…despite everything..himesh will ALWAYS rock 🙂 >>blogger frends in india…what dyu think his encore song will be..jhalak or aashik??
October 18, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Too funny>🙂
October 18, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Funny post. Even tweaking the song takes talent, so good.>Now if only Himesh sang less with his nose (I wonder if I can get killed for saying something like that)
October 19, 2006 at 12:50 am
Himesh is a sexy beast.>>Just joking.
October 19, 2006 at 11:49 pm
🙂>>Well, if you’re gonna be Archie, I guess I’ll be Cheryl Blossom, the red-headed girl that Archie picks in the end . . . And then we can take our gender-bending selves to listen to your favorite music that I’ve never heard before.>>Somebody oughta make a movie. (But would it work better as a Bollywood or a Hollywood film? Oh, it’s the deep questions . . .)>>😉
October 20, 2006 at 9:27 am
this is interesting…i ws talking about cheryl blossom to a frend just yesterday…>>i always thot her character was an extension of archie – in a female form of course – redhead..freckled..popular…>guess that’s why it was so easy for archie to choose her?>>btw i never thot archie finalised on any one girlfirend….isn’t he always flirting with betty veronica and the others all the time?>>don’t they still make archie comics??
October 20, 2006 at 2:44 pm
That’s interesting . . . Cheryl as Archie’s anima, perhaps? (Ever read any Jung?) I’d never thought of it that way . . .>>Honestly, I haven’t read Archie comics since I was about thirteen or so. But your comment tickled me yesterday and I got to looking around on the web . . . There’ve been a couple of stories where Archie made a “final pick.” In the most popular one, he wound up with Cheryl! But then they went back and broke them up and had him between Betty and Veronica.>>I suppose there are other ways to reconcile this. He could convert to Islam with them and have them both (and Cheryle, too! But that’s the limit at three . . .). He could become a fundamentalist Mormon (no limits there!). But I suppose that he’s just destined to be the playa-playa that we all know he is! 😉>>(Hmmmmmm. Is Archie a way of getting pre-teen girls to unconsciously accept the idea of a two-timing sweetheart? Hmmmmmm.)>>In any case, yeah, they still definitely make Archie comics and Archie seems destined to be part of an eternally “benign” love triangle.>>Personally, I’d just take Veronica and be done with it. I always pick the girls with shiny black hair over the blondes . . . (I’ve been with far too many red-heads; that never goes well! 😉
October 22, 2006 at 10:38 pm
🙂>Nice blog:-)
October 23, 2006 at 2:53 am
Archie comics.Wow. Hadn’t heard that in a while.
October 28, 2006 at 8:51 pm
At one time, I would positively just have my nose stuck inside Archie comics, and my mom would not be very happy about wasting time on comics
October 29, 2006 at 11:12 pm
I would love to waste time on comics right now.
November 1, 2006 at 9:03 am
That could make a good hip hop number.>Give it some thought.
November 3, 2006 at 10:08 pm
i like that song, and thats a nice adaptation, but replacing iron maiden with himesh reshammiya !!>>cmon !!>thats a sin man.
November 6, 2006 at 5:55 am
no more new traumas to post? *fingers tapping on table* … waiting waiting waiting
November 7, 2006 at 4:17 am
Yep, waiting waiting waiting>Of course, I’m not one to talk. I took a while lately, too!
November 9, 2006 at 10:56 pm
I miss Trauma Queen!!!
November 12, 2006 at 9:50 pm
nice one! amazing lyrics tweaking >>To me it sounded more like anti-workplace verse in the begining only to realize it was more of a Himesh Reshamiyya’s concert promotion towards the end 🙂>>esp. the “coming soon to a city near you” part!
November 22, 2006 at 2:24 am
Hi, Saw Himesh here in the Seattle area several weeks ago. Show was OK, but not as exciting a full on Bollywood concert. The crowd was totally wild. We were expecting a riot to erupt at any time. There’s a full review on my Bellevue To Bollywood blog.