Crazy Chechi – this one’s for you!!
1. Do mallus eat red rice cos they are communists?
Mallu Colleague replies: and I suppose the congress party eats white rice?
2. Why can’t a bad doctor be called a quacktor? To call a fake doctor a quack is offensive to a duck. Do you think quacktors take the hypocritic oath?
3. I like to look at my reflection in people’es eyes. Eyes are after all, eye-nas.
4. With reference to the weather:
Whenever these Madrasis are depressed, us Bloreans are depressed too.
(This is not a PJ, it’s a sad joke – because it is about depression)
5. Is ‘Race’ a racy movie or a racist movie?
Udee: racy n saucy
Wiseman: I think it’s about race. And by that line of thought, his next movie should be called ‘Gender’
6. If hippies did the hop, can it be called the hip-hop?
7. I plan to make a movie on a lonely girl who is obsessed with football. The movie shall be called – Eleanor Rugby
8. If you are thrown out of a club, are you dismembered? And if they take you back in again – are you remembered?
9. Which supermodel is always in a soup?