To all you horrid bitches who made fun of me in high school
Who asked me embarrassing questions about my bra size
Who spread rumors that I was anorexic
Who said no boy would look at me because I had a flat chest
Who mocked me for having matchstick legs
I cannot wait to meet your fat and frumpy selves at the school reunion 🙂
Postscript after attending the reunion:
To the reunion I did go
And there what did I see?
The ‘fat and frumpy’ people
Were way hotter than me 😦
The head-girl of the school
Gave a compliment to me
And I was thrilled and oh-so-kicked
That she acknowledged me
And then I sat and wondered,
Does high-school ever end?
Perhaps it’s just my attitude
That really needs to mend!