The World Blog Council (a bunch of drunken old chaps who review blogs for free) decided, after a few shots of brandy, to review my wonderful and ever-so-traumatic blog; and, despite being stupefied with the Beastie Boys playing alongside, decided to, nevertheless, give me a SPLENDID rating 🙂
Thank you Colonel Fotherington-Blogworthy and Ms A. Tutt!
I shall, along with Lord Likely, join you for a night of quaffing and merry-making, to celebrate this achievement. Do excuse me, however, as I shall prefer to come in a ‘ghastly’ new-wave skirt and pink hair-highlights, which might dazzle your ocular cavities (since I have done enough damage to your aural and other orifices.) You must acknowledge that I truly live upto my reputation as a trauma queen, by inflicting auditory, visual, mental and comical trauma on my readers.
We could even play a game or two of table-tennis. It is much more fun than tennis – as it involves a table and paddles. They most certainly come in handy if I get too mischievous.