I am flu-ed and feel rather phlegm-atic today! Aachoo! I also realised I come up with some really awful jokes (and great work ideas) when I feel this way…
Can someone please tell me where the swine flew to? It is annoying to hear the whole world speak in incomplete sentences.
Ill Bill: A new movie starring Uma Thurman and a flying pig, and how she gets an H1N1 visa to heaven.
Would an epidemic be a pandemic of epic proportions? Or is a pandemic a situation where the entire nation feels as hot as a frying pan?
Pimples and acne affect almost everyone. It is high time the WHO considered it an epidermic.
If you are fluent in Tamil – can you be called a Tamilflu?
What should you use to cure the swine flu? Oinkment (Thanks for this one Aunty!)
It’s a pity they cannot use Tamiflu to combat the Tamil Flu which is affecting Sri Lanka 😛
The swine flu and global economic recession have caused a recession of another kind – hairlines!
Off to bed now! Clearly, the fever is affecting my funny bone. Hmm, that explains why a flu-induced body ache hurts the bones!